Chicken McNuggets are made of McNuggets.

this is a public service announcement to all lovers of kenny.

as of 16/04/2008 kenny harding is no longer a viable male. sabre tooth tigers attacked kenny last night while he was lying asleep, all snuggled up nice and cute in bed. the tigers, who all resembled tony montana then proceeded to dress kenny in a minnie mouse nightie and remove his genitals through his ear cavity. don't ask me how they did it. these are sabre tooth tigers, fuckers.

in the interest of kenny's welfare, we are appealing to all disgruntled wives and girlfriends on livejournal to donate kenny a penis. the reason why we are asking women is that we are very sure that no man would willingly part with his on his own accord.  kenny is a shell of a person, not unlike all of erin's ex boyfriends, and we all know how suicidal that can make you. the thing is, unlike all of erin's ex boyfriends, kenny's is a life worth saving.

so again i appeal to the benevolent hearts of women the world over, if your husband can't ask for directions or do the dishes because of the brain hanging inbetween his legs, remove it and donate it to someone who deserves it. you will be hailed as a goddess amongst all buttertrolls the world over.

yours in good faith,

your humble servant,

Kevin Rudd

Dear Diary,

Mood: Apathetic.

My life is spiraling downward.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red
Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and
"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".

heh heh heh.

and to that, I has a live journal! I feel like taco's :3

don't expect much from me! I probably won't be writting much here... then again, work IS boring, and myspace is getting boring... although those photoshop tutorials are quite fun :P

anyhoo! I guess I'll catch you all adorkable people :)

woop ( o)<

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Current Mood: amused
Current Music: chickens